Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Jews: The World's Favorite Fantasy

Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews! - Jeffrey Goldberg - The Atlantic

As Jeffrey Goldberg writes, "One of the great advantages of being Jewish -- and there are many (we invented both ethical monotheism and whitefish salad, after all) -- is that though there are only about 14 million of us on the whole planet (18 million before World War II, Mr. Galliano), people can't stop talking about us! It is very exciting to be a part of so many different fantasies."

He starts his hilarious post with:"The headline above was produced by the Instamash-Bloginator3000, a device, invented by Israeli scientists working in the Jewish settlement of Neve Manyak, that can reduce thousands of blog posts to a single thought. And it also corrupts Iranian centrifuges! I plugged 3,000 of my blog posts into this wonder machine, and this is the headline that came out!"


The Elder of Ziyon suggested that perhaps Goldberg,"...is just trying to increase his search results in Google." 

So that's what I'm doing. I will be offline for the next several days and thought this would be an opportunity to see if the Elder is correct and that by just adding the word 'Jews' I can keep the search engines busy while I'm away. 




Oh... and speaking of John Galliano: I suggest that he doesn't just hate Jews, because, judging by a recent fashion show, he hates the entire human race.

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