Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The Jews Who Stole Christmas

Not wanting to miss an opportunity to be reminded of Garrison Keillor's rant about all those Christmas songs written by Jews -- "And all those lousy holiday songs by Jewish guys that trash up the malls every year, Rudolph and the chestnuts and the rest of that dreck. Did one of our guys write ‘Grab your loafers, come along if you wanna, and we’ll blow that shofar for Rosh Hashanah’? No, we didn’t. Christmas is a Christian holiday—if you’re not in the club, then buzz off" -- I thought I'd stick it to him with this list of the best ones:

And this:

And this:

And this:

Personally, I've always loved Christmas songs but it's only now that I understand why -- so many of them are probably channeling my tribe's collective unconscious.

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